Everton Boy

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When I was young my daddy said
Son I have something to say
The Kopites are garbage, the Mancs they are mince
And that is the Goodison way

He said son you are an Everton boy
And that’s the way to stay.
Son, you be an Everton boy
Until your dyin day

When I was sixteen I fell in love
With a girl as sweet as could be.
But as she slipped off her knickers, I saw a tattoo saying
"Anfield - I love LFC"

My daddy said son you are an Everton boy
And that’s the way to stay.
Son, you be an Everton boy
Until your dyin day

As time goes by I probably will
Meet a girl and fall in love
It will be on the Glaydis, we'll win and go get pissed
And then make some little Rooneys

But even then I’ll be an Everton boy
and that’s the way Ill stay,
Happy to be an Everton boy,
Until my dyin day.